"Don't know how. Don't know who
But all I know's I gotta get
A Red Ryder Carbine Stock with a Compass,
Red Ryder Carbine Action BB Gun!"
In the scene where schoolmate Flick gets his tongue stuck to a frozen pole on a "triple dog dare", the children sing:
"You just sit, don't dare to admit it
If you're caught, they might haul you to jail
And in jail, they don't have Christmas
And Santa doesn't answer your mail
Its a sticky sticky sticky situation!"
The song "Up on Santa's Lap" has hilarious lyrics including:
"Up on Santa's lap
Little Nancy wants a new toy train (Woo! Woo!)
Little Nancy's drivin' me insane
Ain't that a lovely Christmas mob
I hate my job!"
This was a feel-good show that really puts you in the Christmas spirit. It was supposed to come to Toronto this season as part of the Dancap series, but has since been cancelled. Hopefully it will come another year as it is well worth seeing.